"For some twisted reason, whenever I hear
"blackberry" it makes me think of "dingleberry" and I
get a little personal chuckle."
Kuntzer
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"Life's journey is not to arrive at
the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to
skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy
shit...what a ride!"
"If you don't mind throwing
tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie
heaven." [an angel at St. Peter's gate, to a man seeking
admittance]