aka Lutton Jr. or Asshole Jr. Most likely to be grumpy on any given occasion.
aka The Duck. Superior skill set in organizing keg parties and reproducing.
aka Big Dave. Able to quote sayings on bathroom walls from 39 states.
aka Grandpa. The size of his head is only outmatched by the width of his shoulders.
aka Capt. Cooth. Able to offend women at 50 yards blindfolded.
On the other side
Matron of Honor – Paula Tolley
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