Sandy has
been in love
with me
every since
she laid
eyes on me.
She actually
stalked me
for many
months
before I
agreed to a
date.
The
restraining
order didn't
mean a thing
to Sandy.
She hounded
me for
months and
months until
I finally
gave in to
the title
"boyfriend."
Then, after
a
substantial
deposit into
my bank
account, I
said ok to
getting
married, for
now.